Retro pin up ads for Russian mobile company..

MegaFon, the second largest mobile phone operator in the Russia has an interesting ad campaign.. any of my russian speaking friends want to translate? the one above is my favorite.. followed by the maid, below, of course.   UPDATE>> a rad comment gave us this translation:
1(above): "The problem is the mobile illiteracy is all around!" And on the blackboard: "visual roameng (they meant roaming)".
2: "I'll tell you everything you want to know about roaming..."
3: "Ambiguity annoys you? The consultant will help!"
4: "Time is money!"
5: "The tourist, be careful! Roaming abroad sometimes can be wasting!"
6: "High quality mobile connection during business trips does matter..."
7: "I'm supporting safe roaming!"
8: "Making the international connection stronger".
9: "Stay connected wherever you are!"

 Probably the most classic of the bunch, above.

 Epic.

 This racially charged one above is amazing!

any good retro ad worth it's paper needs to have a sci fi reference:)